• Feb. 9, Red and White Ball at the Rockin’ Horse Dance Barn, 7 p.m. lesson, 8 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. dance. Attendees are encouraged to dress up to dance to a wide variety of music from ballroom and swing to country and salsa. 11820 150th Ave. S.E. in Renton. $15 lesson and dance, $12 dance only. 425-255-9211
• Feb. 9, Sardonic Salon at Old Renton Book Exchange will feature a “bare-chested, bodice-ripping, bosom-heaving Valentine’s celebration” at 7 p.m. Free and for 21 and up crowd. Event features bad fiction and good cocktails. Guests encouraged to bring humor and treats for table bar. 227 Wells Ave. S. in Renton. 425-430-BOOK